After reading one of my tamer erotic fiction pieces, the Rolling Stones wrote a song about the effect it had on their love life.
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction/
Salacious Scribe Salacious Scribe Salacious Scribe Salacious Scribe/
I can't get no, I can't get no/
Since I never signed a release, they had to change the lyrics.
And now you know the rest of the story.