GENERAL DISCLAIMER: First,the following stories are works of fiction. If you believe any of it you really need to get a life or a shrink OR both. Second,if a character has the same name as you or any of your friends, family, enemies or anyone else on the planet, living or dead, then blame the name generator I used or what ever alien from Saturn you think pulled a joke on you. Third and last, the writings here are mine not yours. I do this for fun not for profit. You should enter this site the same way. Read for the fun of it and don't rip it off. If you want to copy to you hard drive go for it. If you want to submit any of my stories to any free web site ask first. Then again don't bother. The answer is NO. If your asking about pay sites. The answer is still NO! Allen F. Wilson
In Honor Of:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.