I might use this text to warn you off. Some sort of disclaimer.
On the other hand, I truly do enjoy it when I disturb people. So do me a favor. Look through my story codes and pick the one you're least likely to enjoy. Read it. Hate it. Vote really low. Write me a nasty e-mail to top it off.
Actually, that sounds like a bit of work. And demanding that kind of effort makes me seem needy. So screw it. Do the opposite. See if I care.
There. Now I sound like a rebel. Much better.