Hi. Welcome to my world. Come on in, have a seat by the fire. Put your feet up, please...I want you to feel at home. Comfortable? Good. Do you like stories? Really? That's comforting to know. You see, I love to tell them. I've been told that I've been getting better at it recently, too. Would you like to hear one? Wonderful! I hope you won't think me too trite, but I can't think of a better way to begin.
Once upon a time...