Captain Tightpants: A hopeful romantic. A hopeless nerd. The hammer is my penis.
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"What does this switch do? It turns off the lights! Now it's dark and I'm lost and alone! And what's with all these cords? WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEIRD CHORDS?" :)